30 Million Dollar Mercenary Proposal for the Perfect Vacation

Prepared by: McNamara Vacation Inc.

After a splash in the surf at Labadee, disembark Royal Caribbean ports-of-call—Lauderdale or St. Maarten. Lear-and-land Matara. Snorkel Nilaveli.

Four-poster suite @ Unawatuna. Guided MP3 air-tour on a Mil Mi-24 over Kilinochchi. See water buffalo, paddy fields; anticipate possible use of 12.7 mm nose cannon.
New York Times Travel Guide recommended best ‘best places’ to visit 2010.

Addendum: Additional Pepper Coast tour hosted by Xe on chartered patrol boat with 4 days, 3 nights in West Point for homemade napalm classes (diesel fuel and polystyrene foam provided). Depart Port-Gentil, arrive Cape Mesurado—dinner aboard petroleum tanker No Bid Transport. Package includes intimate tour of double hull ‘Xe rendition client’ holding area by Erik Prince.

Welcome to Arizona!

A cottage industry of ‘whitening’ facilities is taking root in towns bordering Arizona. Affectionately called ‘White Houses.’

In an effort to avoid profiling, persons of Latino heritage pay a nominal fee for skin bleaching–choosing either the Ken or Barbie—to effectively blend in. Avoid detection/detention/extradition.

Migrants must erase culture to provide the adopted culture with their services.

The supposition of the superficial manifested in the bigotry of state supported totalitarianism.

May Day Rally San Diego California 2010